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accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: fireflyings)

(Source: bellaxprincess)

(Source: tibets)

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

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me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
me in 2014: gay

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

baveyoon:

어젠가..모바일로 올리다가 장렬히 실패하여 다시 올려보는.

radgrlz:

n im comin to SLAM U into the NERD TRASH nxt dirk… prep urself. >:3

commission for my pal hellobrittney!!! 

imaginehanniballecter:

mean-cannibals:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful?

✂‹ 웃 › ✂follow 4 more soft cannibalism✂‹ 웃 › ✂ 

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal)